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Round the sun
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Well, 'scuse me. I was jus' tryin' to save the world.
-Gaspode, Moving Pictures

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.
-Mort

Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.
-Rincewind, The Color of Magic

Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
-Rincewind, Interesting Times

You never ever volunteered. Not even if a sergant stood there and said, "We need someone to drink alcohol, bottles of, and make love, passionate, to women, for the use of." There was always a snag. If a choir of angels asked for volunteers for Paradise to step forward, Nobby knew enough to take one smart pace to the rear.
-Feet of Clay

And then the world went mad. All right, madder.
-Pyramids

Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
Mort thought for a moment.
"No," he said eventually, "what?"
There was silence.
Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right."
-Mort

droops the troubled year And now her tiny sunset stains the leaf.
A holy fear, A rapt, elusive grief,
Make imminent the swift, exalting tear. The long wind's weary sigh--
Knowest, O listener! for what it wakes?
Adown the sky What star of Time forsakes Her pinnacle? What dream and dreamer die?
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A presence half-divine
Stands at the threshold, ready to depart
Now seems the world's deep heart About to break. What sorrow stirs in mine?
A mist of twilight rain Hides now the orange edges of the day.
In vain, in vain
We labor that thou stay,
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The person on the other side was a young woman. Very obviously a young woman. There was no possible way she could have been mistaken for a young man in any language, especially Braille.
-Maskerade

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